The United Socialist Plenarias of Havenic States is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 15.928 billion Havenics are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Havenic Statesian economy, worth 388 trillion Maravedis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 24,378 Maravedis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, bicyclists are banned from major roads, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havenic States's national animal is the Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Havenic States is ranked 111,118^th in the world and 42^nd in Greater Dienstad for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.